Posts Tagged ‘joke’

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Control a Woman

What man wouldn’t want full control over a woman, if only this product worked.  Powered by nothing but wishful thinking, the Woman Remote doesn’t take batteries and is not guaranteed to have any effect other than a deserving slap around the face from the offended party. Featuring a whole series of control options such as:…

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Lump of Coal

Growing up, many children are told that if they are badly behaved they  would wake up on Christmas morning to find a lump of coal under the Christmas Tree.  Why not bring back those feared moments of somebody’s childhood by giving them that exact gift, a real lump of coal in a great-looking presentation box?…