Control a Woman
Posted by Darren on February 15th, 2010
What man wouldn’t want full control over a woman, if only this product worked. Powered by nothing but wishful thinking, the Woman Remote doesn’t take batteries and is not guaranteed to have any effect other than a deserving slap around the face from the offended party.
Featuring a whole series of control options such as:
- Forgive
- Forget
- Move On
- Give Me Food
- Give Me Beer
- Stop Nagging
- Stop Moaning
- Mute
and many more.
This would be the perfect gift as a joke for a friend, especially if that friend has a girlfriend/partner that ‘wants’ all the time. It costs just £5.99 (plus P&P) from Totally Funky.
