Gifts for Men

Aside from women, the average male has two loves in his life: alcohol and guns. Most men like nothing more than to chug back a bottle of liqueur while shooting leng in Liberty City or answering the Call of Duty. If the average man were allowed ten possessions to take to a desert island, you can bet that alcohol and a handgun would be on that list. Smart men,however, would request the Alcohol Shot Gun, a neat way of killing two birds with one stone, leaving one space free on that all-important desert island wish list. An opportunity to add a rowing boat to the list perhaps? No, far too practical – make it another bottle of whisky.

The Alcohol Shot Gun, as its name would suggest, is a shot gun that you can fill with…yep, you guessed it – alcohol. You don’t have to of course – you could elect to fill it with cranberry juice instead, but where would be the fun in that? A bunch of grown men running around shooting antioxidant-stuffed fruit juice in each other’s mouths would just look weird. Vodka on the other hand? Why, it makes perfect sense. This has to be one of the best gifts for men ever conceived. As government anti-gun campaigns are oft to remind us, you don’t take a piece to a party. Unless it’s the Alcohol Shot Gun, in which case, tool up and mosey on in there. It’s the perfect recipe to the perfect party.